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Made with Love - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelUnleash your inner rebel with our Hang Tight Towel that really speaks your language. Made from 100% high-quality flour sack cotton, this towel is the real F-ing deal. Pre-washed, absorbent, and hemmed on all four sides, it’s more reliable than your ex. Our patented...
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Drink Up Bitches - Flour SacBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Drink...
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I Sleep Around - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I...
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Vodka Xanax - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I'll...
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Shut up Liver you're fine Flour Sac TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Shut...
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Don't Worry Dishes - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!...
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When In Doubt Pull It Out - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! When In Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel 100%...
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Ringmaster of the Shitshow - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Ringmaster...
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Just The Tip - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a "clean" version of a classic Twisted Wares design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping some cowboy bubble butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x...
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If Involves Fake Smiling I'm Not Going - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® TechnologyPrinted with...
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I will Not Drink All The Wine - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelIntroducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...
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If You're Happy And You Know It - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! If You're Happy And You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel...
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I Rub My Own Meat - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...
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I Like Big Butts - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...
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You don’t know what you have until it’s gone bath towelAdd a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport! 100% Terry Cloth 17"x 22",...
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Welcome to shit show bath towelAdd a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport! 100% Terry Cloth 17"x 22",...
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I'am Afraid if I give Up Wine - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelLet's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...
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