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Vodka Xanax - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I'll...
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Shut up Liver you're fine Flour Sac TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Shut...
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Don't Worry Dishes - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!...
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Welcome to the Shitshow - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper Made in America Design reads: Welcome To...
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Vodka Xanax - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a late night soirée, or a favorite hostess gift! This pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! Printed on All Four Panels! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper...
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Women's Black ApronIntroducing the culinary superhero of aprons! For those moments when people beg for your recipe and demand to know your secret, our apron steps in like a culinary bouncer, shutting down those conversations faster than you can say "secret sauce." This apron doesn't just...
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Does This Coffee Make Me Look Alive? Glass CupHolding up to 20 oz of your favorite beverage, this super cute cup is made of quality glass paired with a stainless steel straw and bamboo lid. We recommend using these for cool liquids only. The cup can handle hot liquids, but the cup...
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I Like Big Butts - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...
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I Rub My Own Meat - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...
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Please Leave By 9pm - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! This brutally honest graphic was printed right here in...
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Welcome To The Shitshow - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! Welcome To The Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel 100% Cotton26"x 26",...
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If Involves Fake Smiling I'm Not Going - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® TechnologyPrinted with...
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I will Not Drink All The Wine - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelIntroducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...
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Just The Tip - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a "clean" version of a classic Twisted Wares design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping some cowboy bubble butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x...
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If You're Happy And You Know It - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! If You're Happy And You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel...
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I Like Big Butts - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...
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I Rub My Own Meat - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...
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I'am Afraid if I give Up Wine - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelLet's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...
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Just The Tip ApronExpress yourself freely in the kitchen, with this cross-back apron. This is a unisex product: meaning it's universally sexy on all who wear it. The cheeky phrase is screen-printed right above a large pocket, for all kinds of storage. You won't blend in at...
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