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Unleash your inner rebel with our Hang Tight Towel that really speaks your language. Made from 100% high-quality flour sack cotton, this towel is the real F-ing deal. Pre-washed, absorbent, and hemmed on all four sides, it’s more reliable than your ex. Our patented...

These funny cocktail beverage napkins are 3-ply, measuring 5” x 5” and contain 20 per pack. They are ideal for beverages, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! These humorous, snarky, sassy fun paper napkins make the perfect party conversation piece or hostess gift....

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I'll...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Shut...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper Made in America Design reads: Welcome To...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a late night soirée, or a favorite hostess gift! This pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! Printed on All Four Panels! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper...

Introducing the culinary superhero of aprons! For those moments when people beg for your recipe and demand to know your secret, our apron steps in like a culinary bouncer, shutting down those conversations faster than you can say "secret sauce." This apron doesn't just...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! This brutally honest graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! Welcome To The Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel 100% Cotton26"x 26",...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® TechnologyPrinted with...

Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a "clean" version of a classic Twisted Wares design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping some cowboy bubble butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! If You're Happy And You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...

Let's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...