Welcome to shit show bath towel

Add a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport!

• 100% Terry Cloth
• 17"x 22", when fully exposed
• Hang1 Tight Towel® Technology
• Screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes