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Shit Show - Pen SetFunny set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens to enliven your everyday tasks! Each set contains: - NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING - WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW - HOT MESS EXPRESS - MAYBE TODAY, SATAN - WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
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Shut up Liver you're fine Flour Sac TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Shut...
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Skowlina PotatoThe Ladies are a Snarky group, that's for sure. While everyone has been loving on our positive potatoes, we have to have had a better representation of getting back to our roots. If you know our sarcastic and snarky outlook, you'd know we were...
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Stay Weird Sticker2.68" × 3" Scratch resistant, waterproof, THICK vinyl sticker. We are extremely proud of the quality of our stickers and know you will love them!
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Succulent - BrownMeet the "Crocheted Succulent Squad" - the rebels of the plant world who thumb their noses at tradition by sprouting up in a brown planter. Oh, the audacity! These crochet critters have ditched the conventional terra cotta chic for a rustic, earthy vibe that...
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Succulent - WhiteIntroducing the "Crochet Cacti Crew"! Behold, the plant kingdom's cuddliest conundrum: succulents that defy nature's laws by being both prickly and plush. Nestled snugly in a crisp white planter, these crocheted wonders bring a whole new meaning to the term "green thumb." Picture this:...
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Teachers - Pen SetSet of 5 ballpoint ink pens. 4 in black ink, and 1 red ink, perfect for grading! Any teacher is sure to appreciate and laugh at this hilarious pen set. Pens read: Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat. Dreaming of Summer Break Grade Now, Cry Later...
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The Diva PotatoThis Lovely Crochet Positive Girl Diva Potato will bring a smile to one and all. The DIVA potato attracts a crowd wherever she goes and needs her entourage to tend to every entitled desire. LOL. But they are perfect to spread positivity and inspiration throughout your day,...
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The only thing holding - TotebagIntroducing the "Keep your shit together" – because who needs therapy when you have a tote to keep your chaos contained? For those who refuse to conform to the mundane standards of sanity, this tote isn't just a bag; it's your lifeline, your organizational...
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To My Daughter Gold Beads Fidget Ring,Drive Away Anxiety Ring,Gold Plated Adjustable Ring GoldThis Anxiety ring or fidget ring is a small, handheld devices that is designed to help individuals cope with anxiety or stress. This ring features a series of beads that can be manipulated with the fingers This ring can be used as a form...
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To My Daughter Rainbow Fidget Ring, Drive Away Anxiety Ring, Sterling Silver Adjustable RingThis Anxiety ring or fidget ring is a small, handheld devices that is designed to help individuals cope with anxiety or stress. This ring features a series of beads that can be manipulated with the fingers This ring can be used as a form...
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To My Daughter Silver Beads Fidget Ring,Drive Away Anxiety Ring, Silver Plated Adjustable Ring SilverThis Anxiety ring or fidget ring is a small, handheld devices that is designed to help individuals cope with anxiety or stress. This ring features a series of beads that can be manipulated with the fingers This ring can be used as a form...
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TomatoThis Lovely Crochet Positive Tomato will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is that they are terrible on a BLT sandwich. LOL. They are perfect to spread positivity and inspiration throughout your day, These are perfect gifts to assist in improving mental...
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Too tired to give a F2.8" x 1" high quality vinyl sticker. We are super proud of the quality of our stickers! They last FOR SO LONG (I can't say forever cause I havent been around forever, but like *literally* (figuratively) forever)
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Vodka Xanax - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a late night soirée, or a favorite hostess gift! This pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! Printed on All Four Panels! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper...
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Vodka Xanax - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I'll...
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Welcome to shit show bath towelAdd a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport! 100% Terry Cloth 17"x 22",...
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Welcome to the Shit Show StickerOur hilarious selection of premium vinyl stickers are a fantastic addition to ANY & EVERY shop! Not only are they durable, but they're also easy to apply and will last through several dishwashing cycles. Each sticker features a classic white border and can withstand...
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Welcome to the Shitshow - Cocktail NapkinsBring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun-intended graphic was printed right here in the USA! 20 per pack 5" Square 3-ply paper Made in America Design reads: Welcome To...
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Welcome to the Shitshow - Flour Sac TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Welcome...
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Welcome To The Shitshow - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! Welcome To The Shitshow Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel 100% Cotton26"x 26",...
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When In Doubt Pull It Out - Flour Sack Hang Tight TowelBreathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! When In Doubt Pull It Out Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel 100%...
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Wine Lovers - Pen SetDrinking wine is a large part of my personality. Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Reads: CORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS SAVE WATER, DRINK WINE WINE IS A KEY PART OF MY PERSONALITY HOME IS WHERE THE WINE IS IF I GO MISSING PUT...
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Women's Black ApronIntroducing the culinary superhero of aprons! For those moments when people beg for your recipe and demand to know your secret, our apron steps in like a culinary bouncer, shutting down those conversations faster than you can say "secret sauce." This apron doesn't just...
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You don’t know what you have until it’s gone bath towelAdd a unique touch of personality in any home, with a towel that won't fall! The perfect gift for *insert name here*. This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® has a pun-intended phrase, and is great for bar, bath, & sport! 100% Terry Cloth 17"x 22",...
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