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These toppers are the perfect companion to our Glass Slipper Sprinkle Mix. Wafer toppers are vegan and gluten-friendly! Set contains: ●  12 pieces, 3 of each pictured. ●  Each piece is roughly 1.5" in size INGREDIENTS: ●  Wafer Paper Toppers (Vegan): Potato starch, humectant,...

Unless that tote is hiding a full mansion, theres no way our emotional baggage is fitting in there. Let everyone know you are capable of joking abut your baggage with this amazeballs tote. Canvas tote with faux leather handle. 15 "w x 16.5 " h....

This Lovely Crochet Emotional Support Carb will bring a smile to one and all. Be careful not to toast and butter this one up please, LOL.  They are perfect to spread (no pun intended) positivity, support and inspiration throughout your day, These are perfect gifts to...

The most liberating saying in the entire world.3" x 1.53" high quality weatherproof vinyl sticker.These stickers are amazing and last so long (we can't say forever because we haven't been around forever and you know, lawyers and stuff, but like *figuratively* forever).

On days when you wake up and just want to say fuck it and go back to sleep, we have the pen set for you.  An amazing set of 5 pens with black ink.  - Fuck this, that, you, me, it

Unleash a burst of witty charm with our 'Fuckity Fuck' Sticker - a bestseller that turns heads and sparks conversations. This isn't your grandma's decal, but it might just be her new favorite! Crafted with the thickest vinyl that's rainproof, sunproof, and as resilient...

Our hilarious selection of premium vinyl stickers are a fantastic addition to ANY & EVERY shop! Not only are they durable, but they're also easy to apply and will last through several dishwashing cycles. Each sticker features a classic white border and can withstand...

Very long sticker saying how we all feel.6.42" x 1" high quality vinyl, waterproof sticker.

I'm done. Fresh out. RIP fucks.  Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Reads: FOR FUCK'S SAKE IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Stick a dose of sass on your sassiest surfaces with our "Fresh Out Of Fucks" Decal! Perfect for when you've harvested your last care and want the world to know, this sticker pairs floral finesse with a cheeky twist. The durable vinyl ensures it...

B!tch, please! Carry some sass wherever you go, with our bitch bags that were made for those who carry too much stuff! The cheeky phrase was screen-printed with eco-friendly dyes. Sometimes things get messy, so this bag is fully lined with white vinyl! Cotton Canvas with Vinyl Lining 10.5” x 7.5”, with a gusseted bottom Gold Metal Zipper...

This Lovely Crochet Positive Girl with hair bow will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is this cutey probably wouldn't be counted as a date to a daughter-daddy dance event. LOL.  But they are perfect to spread positivity and inspiration throughout your...

This Lovely Crochet Positive Girl with Pink Sunglasses (affectionately known as Pink Studette ) will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is these are very popular with younger girls who do wear glasses, so they do sell out quickly, These are perfect...

Take your bake from rags to riches with our Glass Slipper Princess Sprinkle Mix. This blend features cool blues, icy whites and is finished off with metallic silver bling ●  *Pair this mix with our edible cupcake toppers for Glass Slipper! ●  Metallic dragees can...

Let your imagination take you to a bee farm where the sun is shining, flowers are in bloom, and honey's sweet scent fills the air. Our Honey Bee Sprinkle Mix will help you create edible goodies with a golden honey vibe that's perfect for...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...

Who says elegance can't have an edge? Our 'I Like Pretty Things And The Word Fuck' sticker is crafted from the toughest vinyl that’s more resilient than waterproof mascara, it’s scratch-resistant, weatherproof, and doesn’t give a you know what about the sun or rain....

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I...

Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...

Let's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® TechnologyPrinted with...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! If You're Happy And You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel...

These funny cocktail beverage napkins are 3-ply, measuring 5” x 5” and contain 20 per pack. They are ideal for beverages, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! These humorous, snarky, sassy fun paper napkins make the perfect party conversation piece or hostess gift....

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a "clean" version of a classic Twisted Wares design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping some cowboy bubble butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x...

2.19" x 3" high quality vinyl sticker. Scratch resistant, waterproof, THICK vinyl sticker. We are extremely proud of the quality of our stickers and know you will love them!

Live. Laugh. Go to therapy. For real tho 3.5" × 2.44" High quality vinyl sticker. Waterproof and lifeproof. 

If you survived the Pandemic and more, you deserve this sticker 4" x 3.85" high-quality, waterproof vinyl sticker