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Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free!...

For those of us with a Rad & Badass Old Man Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens: IT'S HARD WORK ALWAYS BEING RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING #1 THERMOSTAT PROTECTOR DOPE ASS DAD I LOVE MY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN A DAD BOD IS A RAD BOD...

Beautiful Stainless Steel Compass Double Layer Charm Bracelet. Think of the possibilities that this bracelet can represent. For the high school or college graduate, the person who is adventurous traveler, or if you are struggling with mental illness, or maybe you are coming out...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a cheeky phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: Drink...

Unless that tote is hiding a full mansion, theres no way our emotional baggage is fitting in there. Let everyone know you are capable of joking abut your baggage with this amazeballs tote. Canvas tote with faux leather handle. 15 "w x 16.5 " h....

This Lovely Crochet Emotional Support Carb will bring a smile to one and all. Be careful not to toast and butter this one up please, LOL.  They are perfect to spread (no pun intended) positivity, support and inspiration throughout your day, These are perfect gifts to...

The most liberating saying in the entire world.3" x 1.53" high quality weatherproof vinyl sticker.These stickers are amazing and last so long (we can't say forever because we haven't been around forever and you know, lawyers and stuff, but like *figuratively* forever).

I imagine this is what my toddler says to herself every morning in the mirror before another day of epic meltdowns (unless you don't think the idea of a toddler swearing to herself as her motivational speech is funny, in which case, think of...

These fun and stylish oven mitts will keep your hands safe while you're cooking up a storm! Made of 100% cotton canvas and filled with 100% polyester batting, they are both heat resistant and machine-washable. They make a great addition to any kitchen and...

Spiral Journal artwork: FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK IT, FUCK YOU Pen Reads: FUCK IT ALL These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING PEN!...

On days when you wake up and just want to say fuck it and go back to sleep, we have the pen set for you.  An amazing set of 5 pens with black ink.  - Fuck this, that, you, me, it

Spiral Journal artwork: FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK IT, FUCK YOU Pen Reads: FUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING...

! We are so excited for these new journals! Vegan leather tri-fold - Magnetic closure - Matching color black ink ballpoint pen - Matching inner page cover with gold foil - Matching removable keychain!!!! - 4 year calendar - Inner card slots and pockets...

Unleash a burst of witty charm with our 'Fuckity Fuck' Sticker - a bestseller that turns heads and sparks conversations. This isn't your grandma's decal, but it might just be her new favorite! Crafted with the thickest vinyl that's rainproof, sunproof, and as resilient...

Our hilarious selection of premium vinyl stickers are a fantastic addition to ANY & EVERY shop! Not only are they durable, but they're also easy to apply and will last through several dishwashing cycles. Each sticker features a classic white border and can withstand...

Very long sticker saying how we all feel.6.42" x 1" high quality vinyl, waterproof sticker.

I'm done. Fresh out. RIP fucks.  Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Reads: FOR FUCK'S SAKE IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Stick a dose of sass on your sassiest surfaces with our "Fresh Out Of Fucks" Decal! Perfect for when you've harvested your last care and want the world to know, this sticker pairs floral finesse with a cheeky twist. The durable vinyl ensures it...

The "Fukitol RX" sticker is just what the doctor ordered! This hilarious pill bottle decal is a surefire hit, combining unique, kitsch charm with top-notch quality. Made of thick, durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back, it’s sun and rain-proof, scratch-resistant, and perfect for...

This Lovely Crochet Positive Girl with hair bow will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is this cutey probably wouldn't be counted as a date to a daughter-daddy dance event. LOL.  But they are perfect to spread positivity and inspiration throughout your...

This Lovely Crochet Positive Girl with Pink Sunglasses (affectionately known as Pink Studette ) will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is these are very popular with younger girls who do wear glasses, so they do sell out quickly, These are perfect...

Spiral Journal artwork: I Don't Want To ... Pen Reads: So Over all the Things These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING PEN! We couldn't have...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...

Who says elegance can't have an edge? Our 'I Like Pretty Things And The Word Fuck' sticker is crafted from the toughest vinyl that’s more resilient than waterproof mascara, it’s scratch-resistant, weatherproof, and doesn’t give a you know what about the sun or rain....

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I...

Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...

Let's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...