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On days when you wake up and just want to say fuck it and go back to sleep, we have the pen set for you.  An amazing set of 5 pens with black ink.  - Fuck this, that, you, me, it

Spiral Journal artwork: FUCK EVERYTHING, FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK IT, FUCK YOU Pen Reads: FUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING...

! We are so excited for these new journals! Vegan leather tri-fold - Magnetic closure - Matching color black ink ballpoint pen - Matching inner page cover with gold foil - Matching removable keychain!!!! - 4 year calendar - Inner card slots and pockets...

Unleash a burst of witty charm with our 'Fuckity Fuck' Sticker - a bestseller that turns heads and sparks conversations. This isn't your grandma's decal, but it might just be her new favorite! Crafted with the thickest vinyl that's rainproof, sunproof, and as resilient...

Very long sticker saying how we all feel.6.42" x 1" high quality vinyl, waterproof sticker.

I'm done. Fresh out. RIP fucks.  Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Reads: FOR FUCK'S SAKE IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Stick a dose of sass on your sassiest surfaces with our "Fresh Out Of Fucks" Decal! Perfect for when you've harvested your last care and want the world to know, this sticker pairs floral finesse with a cheeky twist. The durable vinyl ensures it...

The "Fukitol RX" sticker is just what the doctor ordered! This hilarious pill bottle decal is a surefire hit, combining unique, kitsch charm with top-notch quality. Made of thick, durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back, it’s sun and rain-proof, scratch-resistant, and perfect for...

This Lovely Crochet Positive Girl with Pink Sunglasses (affectionately known as Pink Studette ) will bring a smile to one and all. The only downside is these are very popular with younger girls who do wear glasses, so they do sell out quickly, These are perfect...

Spiral Journal artwork: I Don't Want To ... Pen Reads: So Over all the Things These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING PEN! We couldn't have...

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and are great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! I Like Big Butts Flour Sack Hang 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully...

Who says elegance can't have an edge? Our 'I Like Pretty Things And The Word Fuck' sticker is crafted from the toughest vinyl that’s more resilient than waterproof mascara, it’s scratch-resistant, weatherproof, and doesn’t give a you know what about the sun or rain....

Bring in the adult humor! These beverage napkins are ideal for parties, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, & more! This pack has 20 paper napkins, AKA the perfect amount for a cookout, or a favorite hostess gift! The pun- intended graphic was printed right here in...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposedHang Tight Towel® TechnologyAll towels are pre-...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun-intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® Technology All towels are pre-washed, and lint free! Design reads: I...

Introducing the I Will Not Drink All The Wine kitchen towel! This 100% flour sack cotton towel is hemmed on all four sides and features a Hang Tight Towel® Loop for easy hanging. It's absorbent and pre-washed for your convenience and screen- printed with...

Let's be honest...never in a million years would I give up wine anyway. While probably being the funniest kitchen accessory you own, this dish towel is also made of 100% cotton making it super useful for drying dishes, baking bread or snapping butts! I'm...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel® TechnologyPrinted with...

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a pun- intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! If You're Happy And You Know It Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel...

Spiral Journal artwork: Remember, it's a bad day, not a bad life Pen Reads: I'll Try Again Tomorrow These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING PEN!...

These funny cocktail beverage napkins are 3-ply, measuring 5” x 5” and contain 20 per pack. They are ideal for beverages, hors d’oeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! These humorous, snarky, sassy fun paper napkins make the perfect party conversation piece or hostess gift....

Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel® features a "clean" version of a classic Twisted Wares design, and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping some cowboy bubble butts! 100% Flour Sack Cotton26"x...

2.19" x 3" high quality vinyl sticker. Scratch resistant, waterproof, THICK vinyl sticker. We are extremely proud of the quality of our stickers and know you will love them!

Spiral Journal artwork: Lover of Cancelled Plans Pen Reads: Cancelled Plans Are My Favorite Plans These Spiral journals are the perfect size for your desk or on the go and have 140 pages (70 sheets) inside. BEST part?? A MATCHING PEN! We couldn't have...

If you survived the Pandemic and more, you deserve this sticker 4" x 3.85" high-quality, waterproof vinyl sticker

Unleash your inner rebel with our Hang Tight Towel that really speaks your language. Made from 100% high-quality flour sack cotton, this towel is the real F-ing deal. Pre-washed, absorbent, and hemmed on all four sides, it’s more reliable than your ex. Our patented...

2.37" × 3.3" High quality vinyl sticker. Waterproof and life proof. 

The realistic pen set for moms. Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!

Vice Wallets! Keychain wallets for your favorite little vice. -Pu leather, 2.75" x 4.25". The front has text in gold foil and 2 card slots with a snap closure. Zippered middle for cash/coins. 2 card slots on the back. Stocking Stuffer -funny stocking stuffer...