Succulent - Brown

Meet the "Crocheted Succulent Squad" - the rebels of the plant world who thumb their noses at tradition by sprouting up in a brown planter. Oh, the audacity! These crochet critters have ditched the conventional terra cotta chic for a rustic, earthy vibe that screams, "I'm too cool for photosynthesis."

Nestled in their cozy brown abode, these faux flora fakers bring a whole new level of sass to your space. Who needs real succulents when you can have these stitch-perfect imposters? No water? No problem. These bad boys thrive on attention alone, so go ahead and shower them with compliments while they bask in their crocheted glory.

Warning: may cause jealousy among your other houseplants, as they realize they've been outshined by their yarn-filled counterparts. But fear not, for the Crocheted Succulent Squad is here to remind you that sometimes, it's okay to fake it 'til you make it – especially when it comes to plant parenthood.